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Brother in law

August 11th, 2008
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, ‘No health insurance.’

The Nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, ‘No money in the bank.’

The nun asked, ‘Do you have a relative who could help you?’

He said, ‘I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.’

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, ‘Nuns are not spinsters!

Nuns are married to God.’

The patient replied, ‘Send the bill to my brother-in-law.’

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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, ‘No health insurance.’

The Nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, ‘No money in the bank.’

The nun asked, ‘Do you have a relative who could help you?’

He said, ‘I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.’

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, ‘Nuns are not spinsters!

Nuns are married to God.’

The patient replied, ‘Send the bill to my brother-in-law.’

*For acne treatments, concerning your brother in laws’, click the link.

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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, ‘No health insurance.’

The Nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, ‘No money in the bank.’

The nun asked, ‘Do you have a relative who could help you?’

He said, ‘I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.’

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, ‘Nuns are not spinsters!

Nuns are married to God.’

The patient replied, ‘Send the bill to my brother-in-law.’

*For acne treatments, concerning your brother in laws’, click the link.

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